A postman in Oregon has been suspended because he took a shit behind a suburban home's garbage can.Hehe. He was caught in the act when pulling his pants up. He came to deliver mail but left behind poo. Hm. We in India would only look away if a postman shat outside our home, we are used to all sorts of shit. But in Oregon there are strict shit laws. So they photographed him pulling on his pants and complained. Poor chap might even be dismissed from service.
So what do we call this episode? A "poo scare" or "shit hit the garbage can" or "suburban shit."