Palin's Daughter's Boyfriend to Write Book Telling It All

What's with the U.S. of A? It's presidential aspirant Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's former boyfriend is writing a tell-all book about the family, which came into the family way. He is father of Bristol's illegitimate child. His name is Levi Johnston and he has already appointed a manager to conceive the idea and deliver it. Hm.

I hear the U.S. is the land of opportunity. So is it that illegitimate fathers can make money by writing about their not-as-yet in-laws? Heard the little bird whispers lately? He is also in the running for Mayor of Wasilla. Where the hell is that?

There's trouble plenty for coming your way, Palin girl.