The colander said to the needle, "There's a hole in your tummy!"

Seeing as to how much I am fond of age old wisdom distilled in a few words, here's one from friend Rakesh (stuff4world.com):

चचलनी बोला सुई से "तुम्हारा पेट में चेचेध है"

It translates thus:

The colander said to the needle, "There's a hole in your tummy!"

Or in other words, "The pot called the kettle black," which isn't the same, but almost. If you don't understand the wisdom of the above saying, do please ask in the comment box below.

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